Questions, Frequently Asked

Why not?

Because the cosmic divine has not spoken through the yarrow stalks cast upon the infinite plane.

What's your sign?

A better question would be: what isn’t my sign? For at the end of all days, it is the thing that might be. But mostly Virgo.

Is there a limit to how many of these I can grab?

The limit does not exist.

So, what do you do?

We weave through the vibrations across the thirteen dimensions, and print thereupon our inken field of satirical aplomb.

Where are you from?

Oh, but you know me better than that. A tailor might ask: where is this thread from? It proves not the stitch.

No, I mean: where are you from?

Oh, yeah. I dunno. LOL 🥰

How's the weather?

Lovely and lively.

Do you?

Depends.

Can I pet your dog?

Also depends but no.

Please?

Indeed.

Can I get the oat milk?

The true oat milk was the friends we made along the way.

Have you seen Bird Box?

A wise man once said a thing to another wise man and still the rivers ran.

When was the last time you truly felt free?

Before being shorn from my mother's umbilical embrace. Freedom breeds only bondage.

Have you ever been in love?

I have been in all things.

How did you lose your virginity?

Carefully.

What gives you the right?

The power vested in me by the state of Delaware.

May I?

Gladly.